About Autum: Why would a freelance lighting designer and professor start making bread and crackers? The pandemic was wild! She still does lighting and she still teaches at Barnard College every spring, but with the rest of her time she enjoys life in the Hudson Valley. That means baking and teaching pilates.

About The Bitch: She was born right here in the Hudson Valley. This bitch is just about a year old. She's heard about those expensive bitches you can buy from California that claim to be 100 years old, but if you know how to keep a bitch alive you know age doesn't really matter. Also, who wants a 100 year old bitch?